Renaissance Festival: stop by on August 26 and 27!

One thing that people have always asked, when they see my jewelry at craft fairs and conventions, is “Do you have a booth at the Renaissance Festival”?

I understand. My stuff looks like something you’d see at a Ren Fest. It would fit in beautifully.

But, until now, I had always considered it out of my reach. The Ren Fest is hard to get into, I always heard.

But, thanks to a serendipitous Ren Fest vendor, this wonderful person who stopped by my CONvergence table… I have found out about theme weekends.

The Minnesota Renaissance Festival has several weekend events where vendors can be there for just one Saturday and one Sunday. It costs less than a permanent booth, and I was able to get into the Once Upon a Time weekend!

SO:

I will be selling my sparkly stuff
at the Renaissance Festival,
from 8 am to 7 pm,
Saturday August 26th
and Sunday, August 27th.

Located here:


MN Renaissance Festival Site
12364 Chestnut Blvd.
Shakopee, MN 55379-8944

Please stop by!

MSP COMICON !!

The con starts tomorrow!

https://www.mcbacomicons.com/what-is-the-mcba

It goes from 10 am to 6 pm Saturday, and 10 am to 5 pm Sunday.

Admission is $14 (that covers the whole day for both days).

$1 off with a canned food donation. Kids under 9 free.

Again, here is where I’ll be:

The con will take place on the MN State Fairgrounds.

1265 Snelling Ave North, St Paul, MN 55108

It will be in the Grandstand:

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My table is B2E, right across from the Free Game Demos.

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So that’s where I’ll be! Hope to see some of you there!

MSP Comicon

I’ve just found out the location of my table at MSP Comicon– the comic convention on the Minnesota State Fairgrounds on May 20th and 21st!

The con will take place in the Grandstand.

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My table is B2E, right across from the Free Game Demos.

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So that’s where I’ll be, unless there are any last-minute changes!

Hope to see some of you there!

Thoughts on beauty

The more I think about the sentence “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” the weirder it seems when people make posts to assure each other that “everyone is beautiful.”
Because that sentence, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”… it’s talking about where beauty is.
And where it isn’t. It’s not anywhere on the person or thing that is beautiful.
“Beautiful,” that’s a misnomer. The beautiful thing isn’t actually full of beauty. The beauty is somewhere else entirely.
It’s a reaction that someone has to that person or thing. It is in the eye (or more accurately, the mind) of the beholder, the one who’s looking.
All the features of my face are on my face, yes… but the idea of whether or not those features are beautiful is not on my face at all. It’s in the brain of everyone who looks at them, and it’s different in each one of those brains.
So when you say “Everyone is beautiful,” what you’re explicitly saying is that everyone has somebody who finds them beautiful.
And I guess you have to think carefully about why you’re saying that.
Are you saying it because there are such a wide variety of people in the world, and therefore such a wide variety of preferences regarding appearance, so you can be fairly confident that no matter what somebody looks like, there is probably someone else out there who finds that appearance pleasing?
Are you saying it because you, personally, find everyone beautiful regardless of appearance?
Are you saying it because people can find themselves beautiful, even if no one else does?
Are you saying it because people can have inner beauty even if no one finds their exterior beautiful?
Personally, if I were someone who did not consider myself beautiful, I wouldn’t be comforted by any of those.
The first two try to comfort me by suggesting that someone who’s a total stranger to me, whose opinion I don’t really care about, who either has weird tastes in appearance or doesn’t care about appearance at all, would call me beautiful.
The third implies that I am beautiful in the eyes of myself, which I am not able to believe if I don’t actually find myself beautiful and don’t know how to change that perception of myself.
The fourth says I am beautiful by conflating beauty with other traits, like kindness and wisdom, calling them “beauty” because comparing them to an aesthetically pleasing appearance makes them sound better (which can only make me conclude that appearance must really be the most important thing).
I mean, at times when I found myself unattractive, there were things that did make me feel better. Seeing a person who looked similar to me being widely regarded as beautiful, that helped. Having a romantic partner whom I loved and who loved me, who clearly found me beautiful, that helped. Those things actually made me feel beautiful.
But if you’re not in a position to provide either of those things, maybe you’d do better to try and focus more on spreading the idea that beauty isn’t the most important thing, instead of trying to assure everyone that they’re beautiful?
I dunno. Just my mind trying to work some things out.

Sirius memories

Sirius was an awesome bird.

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Here is the tag for all the posts on this site that featured him. Just in case you’re like me and want to take the occasional trip down memory lane.

http://www.erikahammerschmidt.com/category/sirius/

We still miss him so much.

Health care rant

I am sick and tired of people saying “nobody dies from lack of health insurance.” I have been hearing this for years from all sorts of people who should know better.

“but even if you have no insurance and no money, doctors HAVE to treat you.”

No they don’t. Some hospitals have that policy and some don’t.

Even emergency rooms will only treat things that are about to kill you right now. They will not treat long-term conditions that are killing you slowly. By the time those conditions are far enough along to be an immediate emergency, it will be too late for the emergency room to do anything about them anyway.

“but… the Hippocratic Oath!”

Doctors are not actually required to take the Hippocratic Oath. The original Hippocratic Oath actually contains a lot of stuff that makes no sense in the present day… like promising never to do surgery, not even for a gallstone… and like having to swear by a bunch of ancient Greek gods, which would violate the religious freedom of, like, any doctor who doesn’t worship ancient Greek gods…

Many med schools do have their students swear an oath when they graduate, which may be an altered version of the Hippocratic Oath, but it’s mostly ceremonial and it’s not like anything can happen to you for breaking it, per se.

I mean, yeah, the oath does include promising to do some stuff that is also required by law, and yes you can be punished for breaking the law, but not because it’s in the oath.

And also, even the Hippocratic Oath doesn’t say “first do no harm, and also do not allow harm through inaction.” I think you’re mixing up the first line of the Hippocratic Oath with the first law of Asimovean robotics.

And guess what. Even when a doctor does treat you– they usually do it by prescribing medicine.

And you get the medicine by going to a pharmacy.

And the pharmacy will not give you the medicine without payment– not even if you have a prescription that says you’ll die without it.

I know. I work in a freaking pharmacy. And so does at least one of the people I have heard spouting that “people never die from lack of insurance” bullcrap.

Like I said– people who should know better. This is inexcusable.

Yay in a Box: Apartments for Aliens

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Just finished setting up the web page for our new alien-apartment gallery concept!

www.yayinabox.com

Yay in a Box used to be John’s site, but he’s gravitated toward other branding and I realized the name was perfect for the page I wanted to make.

It includes pictures of the rough-draft demo dioramas I’ve made, to give you an idea what the finished gallery might look like!

Excerpts from the “About the Aliens” page:

Kit and Sessaris are humanoids from the planet Becca. No one knows why their home world has so much variation in the number of limbs people are born with, but their society excels at accommodating all sorts of body configurations.
Sessaris has only one arm and one leg, and Kit has only arms. Both of them use an assortment of prosthetic limbs, which can be switched out as needed. Kit is a painter, and Sessaris is skilled with the prosthetic violin.
Their shared home consists of two cubes: a dry upstairs and an aquatic downstairs for swimming with fin prostheses.


Tree Mother’s real name can’t be pronounced, because she doesn’t communicate through sound. Her language is based on movements of the feather-like flaps on her chest. When introducing herself, she has her name translated into words of the same meaning in the other language.
Her translator and life companion is a Dian Cliff-bird named Singer, who knows her language and over seventy sound-based ones— thanks to a brilliant linguistic mind, individually controllable feathers, and a vocal tract that can mimic nearly any sound.
On Tree Mother’s world, people choose their own names, and hers reflects her passion for gardening. On her potted plants she grows fruit that she sells to chefs like those in the nearby Baking Cooperative.
She feels more need for privacy than most other beings in this sector, so her bed and bath are behind a door. She even has curtains, but she usually keeps them open for the plants.

These aliens are just an example. There’s no limit to what kinds of creatures the gallery might someday include! And if it does ever happen, we want all sorts of artists and writers to be part of it.

So please, go check it out!

www.yayinabox.com

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Shiny things

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John and I did originally have wedding rings, but I’m the only one who regularly wore one– I enjoy wearing rings, and John’s skin gets irritated by them.

Anyway, since the original ring I received in our wedding ceremony somehow got lost years ago, I have cycled through wearing a variety of different rings to signify my married status. And wow, I wish my next set could be these ones. Gorgeous.

(Also perfect for a lesbian couple, I suppose! LGBT rainbow, plus sapphire=sapphic.)

https://www.etsy.com/listing/92790967/multicolor-rainbow-sapphire-pave-set?ref=shop_home_feat_2

https://www.etsy.com/listing/91630021/multicolor-rainbow-sapphire-engagement?ref=shop_home_feat_1

…Yes, the picture is from my Amazon wish list, which has a lot of things on it that I’d love to have! My birthday is June 1st!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2JUWBT2JL96HU/ref=cm_wl_huc_view?sort=priority&view=null

Shell pendants

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Two pendants with wrapped fossil shells. One of them has a mosasaur tooth hanging from it.

Reversible. Both sides are pretty in different ways.

Not currently up for sale on my jewelry page at http://www.theheathersmith.com because it’s one of the pieces I’m bringing to sell at upcoming craft events.

I have tables at three events this year! They are:

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MSP Comicon

May 20th and 21st

MN State Fairgrounds Grandstand
1265 Snelling Ave, St Paul, MN 55108

https://www.mcbacomicons.com/

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Wiscon

May 26-29

Madison Concourse Hotel
1 W Dayton St, Madison, WI 53703

http://wiscon.net/wiscon41/

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CONvergence

July 6 – July 9

DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel
7800 Normandale Blvd.
Bloomington, MN 55439

CONvergence

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Earrings

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Assorted earrings with wrapped stones, fossil mosasaur teeth, and bottles.

Not currently up for sale on my jewelry page at http://www.theheathersmith.com because they’re among the pieces I’m bringing to sell at upcoming craft events.

I have tables at three events this year! They are:

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MSP Comicon

May 20th and 21st

MN State Fairgrounds Grandstand
1265 Snelling Ave, St Paul, MN 55108

https://www.mcbacomicons.com/

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Wiscon

May 26-29

Madison Concourse Hotel
1 W Dayton St, Madison, WI 53703

http://wiscon.net/wiscon41/

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CONvergence

July 6 – July 9

DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel
7800 Normandale Blvd.
Bloomington, MN 55439

CONvergence

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