Sirius the starling has a cone

This bird will make my hair gray.

He’s been scratching at a spot on his face for a long time, so much that the feathers fell out… and now he’s scratched so much it started to bleed. A lot.

I’ve put some DMSO anesthetic on the scratch, hoping it will reduce his desire to pick at it, and we improvised a cone out of paper and gauze. He’s frustrated that he can’t preen, but so far it seems to have stopped the bleeding.

Keep us in your thoughts. Thank goodness this at least happened on a Friday night, so we have the weekend to deal with it…

Kea’s Landing!

Anyone want to proofread the sequel to Kea’s Flight?

Yup, I’ve got a sequel to this book written:

Kea’s Flight

The sequel is called Kea’s Landing, and I think it can be understood without reading the first book. In fact, I want it to be, and I’d like at least one proofreader who hasn’t read the first one, to make sure it can.

(It’s over 700 pages, just warning you.)

If you help out, I’ll credit you on the dedication page!

I’ll just send you a PDF and you can send me your comments on whatever you want, or nothing, if you can’t find anything to say– no obligations.

Here’s the summary:

The coup is over. The Board has been overthrown, and Kea has inherited the office of Optimizer.

Together with Draz and Monarch, she now commands the colony starship that has always been her home. Young, socially challenged and inexperienced with power, she struggles with her fear of making the same mistakes as the dictatorial regime that came before her. 

Meanwhile, she’s investigating a mystery. She and Draz have found a hidden folder of journal entries from an enigmatic young writer named Mara, who has created a secret world of friendships and fairy tales, stirring Kea’s empathy and challenging her views about disability and gender.

But nothing prepares Kea and her crew for what they will discover on the planet where they finally land to build their new city. 

Without warning, they find themselves in a world that’s both human and alien, caught in an otherworldly conflict involving genetic weapons, extreme body modifications, cloned spies, language barriers… and even parrots.

Through it all, Mara’s journal gets even more mysterious. Is Kea reading the last words of just another casualty from the previous regime? Or will Mara’s story turn out to be interwoven with space colony diplomacy, high-tech espionage, the secret past of Kea’s enemies and allies, and the future of her newly founded home?

Dome homes

OK, here it is. For the last 3 years or so I haven’t been able to shut up about Monolithic Dome Homes, and people have been getting tired of hearing me go on about them over and over again, so here is my masterpost about WHY MONOLITHIC DOME HOMES ARE AWESOME.

(From what I can tell, anyway. I have not yet gotten the chance to live in one, but I AM GOING TO as soon as I can afford it, and I want enough people to know about them so the company will still be in business by that time.)

First. They are homes shaped like domes.

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But they don’t have to look boring…

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That one, in Pensacola, survived a hurricane:

 

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Because dome homes are INCREDIBLY durable.

This is one in Iraq, where a freaking BOMB dropped in through the roof, EXPLODED inside the dome, and the dome is STILL STANDING.

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BAGHDAD, Iraq (AFPN) — A member (bottom right) of the Combined Weapons Effectiveness Assessment Team assesses the impact point of a precision-guided 5,000-pound bomb through the dome of one of Saddam Hussein’s key regime buildings here. The impact point is one of up to 500 the team will assess in coming weeks. (U.S. Air Force photo by Master Sgt. Michael Best)

They are literally monolithic— all one piece, made of extra-strong concrete reinforced with steel.

They are made by spraying shotcrete over an inflated balloon, laying a grid of steel, then spraying some more.

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THERE ARE NO HOLES. No weak spots. Aside from windows, doors, and connections to sewers and electricity, and vents for air, there is not a single place they can leak.

No walls getting eaten by raccoons. No fire damage. No dripping ceilings. Practically no home maintenance. All one piece. And ridiculously energy-efficient too!

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And yes, they’re also available as adorable teeny cabins, small enough to transport on a truck.

 

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Unlike the full-size dome homes, the cabins are not officially rated as tornado-proof, but they will stand up to a lot more dangerous weather than any other tiny house.

And while a 1000-square-foot Dome Home runs about $130,000 to build fully finished, the cabins are under $35,000.

(They all SHOULD be cheaper, considering how easy they are to build, but, economies of scale, bla bla bla. Which is why I want more people to get interested in the dang things!)

There are an endless number of possible floorplans for the interior.

 

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And speaking of the interior:

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And guess what! They are some of the best structures to use for the base of hobbit houses in hillsides!

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Imagine it. Imagine having a house that never leaks, barely requires maintenance, gets 50% better energy-efficiency than anything else, and stands up to FREAKING TORNADOES and HURRICANES.

And looks like an AWESOME BUBBLE!

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I know it’ll be a long road. They look awesome and they’re environmentally friendly, and city governments LOVE to outlaw and tear down anything that fits those descriptions, so for the moment, it’s very hard to get away with building them inside a city.

But just think about how much money and effort and time and stress is wasted every year on freaking home maintenance, and freaking energy bills, and how much of that we could just freaking STOP with these bubbly miracle houses, if they just got popular enough to be accepted, and…

I’m going on and on again. Sorry.

Good night.

Wiscon

Just got back from Wiscon 40, my first-ever time attending Wiscon… it was amazingly great! I had a dealer table and art show table, and I sold soooo much jewelry, and met so many amazing people and had so many great conversations! I am definitely going back next year!!

In addition to being a very successful dealer-room event, it was also a great vacation. I went with John and Alex, and we drove through a lot of fun areas before getting there. Here is a scene from a rest stop on the way, where a robin had (for some reason) built a nest on the ground in a corner.

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Here we are on the first night, which we spent at the Kalahari Resort in the Wisconsin Dells on the way to Madison. This is such a fun place! Great waterpark! And they unexpectedly upgraded our room to a suite, which was a nice surprise.

 

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Here’s a view in Mirror Lake State Park, on the way from the Dells to Madison.

 

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And here is my Wiscon table! Thanks to everyone who came and made Wiscon so great this year!

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Art Events Come in Threes

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Once again, I have THREE (3) big crafty events coming up! One in April, two in May!

These are events where I will be selling my jewelry, books and other creative stuff. I am so excited!

1. Minnehaha Free Space Craft Fair and Bake Sale

http://minnehahafreespace.org/event-calendar/
https://www.facebook.com/events/1144858655527337/
Sun, Apr 3
12 pm to 6 pm
Minnehaha Free Space
3747 Minnehaha Ave, Minneapolis, Minnesota 55406

2. MSP Comicon (formerly known as Springcon)

http://www.mcbacomicons.com/
Sat and Sun, May 14 & 15
10am-6pm Sat 10am-5pm Sun
MN State Fairgrounds Grandstand
1265 Snelling Ave, St Paul, MN 55108

and finally–

3. WISCON!
(I’ll have a dealer room table AND some pieces in the art show!)

http://wiscon.net/
May 27-30
Dealers’ Room follows standard hours every year:
Friday 2 – 6 p.m.
Saturday-Sunday 10 a.m. – 6 p.m.
Monday 10 a.m. – 2 p.m.
Concourse Hotel
1 W Dayton St, Madison, WI 53703

Here is a taste of what I’ll be selling!

http://www.erikahammerschmidt.com/jewelry/
http://www.erikahammerschmidt.com/books/

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Sirius the starling’s weird molt

Sirius the starling has shed a bunch of feathers on the side of his beak… they started to grow in again, but then they were gone. The other side of his beak hasn’t done it.

I’m not sure if this is a normal part of the spring molt or not. He hasn’t done the full spring change, any of the years since we got him (his beak has never turned yellow) but something is different this year.

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Art in a local pizza shop!

John recently made friends with the owners of Andrea Pizza, which just opened a new branch in Dinkytown, near where he goes to school. (Seriously, this is a great pizza place! GIANT pizzas for very good prices, with tasty sauce and a crust that is chewy and satisfying in just the right way. Go to http://www.andreampls.com/locations and check it out if you’re in the area.)

They needed art for their walls, so John and I donated a bunch of our paintings and photos! Here are some pics of what’s up so far (once they get more hooks they’ll hang the rest).

We’re thinking of making a habit of creating art to donate to restaurants. We’ve got a lot of canvases and paint that we haven’t used yet, and painting is fun, and sharing our art with local businesses can only be good publicity.

If you know a restaurant or other business that needs art on the walls, let us know! It may be a while before we have anything new to donate, but we will eventually.

All we ask is that they keep our pictures up for customers to see, give customers our contact info if they ask about the art, and, if the restaurant closes or they can’t keep the art for some reason, donate it to some other business that could benefit from it.

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TWO upcoming holiday craft fairs!

For those in the Twin Cities area who are looking for fun and eclectic local places to do holiday shopping… you may want to stop by my next two craft fairs!

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I’ll have a table with jewelry, books and trinkets at two local events this winter:

 



 

    The Minnehaha Free Space December Craft Fair

3747 Minnehaha Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55406

Sunday, December 13 at 1:00pm – 6:00pm

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    The Vine Arts Center Holiday Sale

2637 27th Avenue South, Minneapolis, MN 55406
December 5 + 6, 2015
Saturday 11am – 5pm
Sunday 12 – 5pm

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Sirius’s new snack

Hey, remember when I posted about buying bugs from Arbico Organics?

Well, they found that post, and liked it so much they sent me some more treats for Sirius, to say thank you! Another bag of dried flies, and a little canister of dried fly pupae (“Cocoon Capers”) which he was delighted to try!

Look at him eat those little things. He’s adorable and soooo happy.

I can only reiterate: Arbico Organics is a great company!

New job

After about ten years at Target, I have moved on to a new pharmacy tech job at Merwin LTC.

I had gotten to work in the Target pharmacy for a couple years, starting as an inventory specialist and eventually becoming certified as a technician. I really enjoyed it, and was very sad when downsizing and system upgrades eliminated my pharmacy job and I was moved back into the stockroom.

After a few weeks of this, Greg, a former coworker of mine from the pharmacy, started posting on Facebook about his new job at Merwin, and how great it was, and how they were looking for new techs.

So… I decided to give it a try, and sent them a résumé listing Greg as a reference. I got an interview, which ended in a job offer, and next thing I knew I was learning to be a pharmacy tech again.

It’s closer to home than my former workplace, and on better roads for bicycling, though not on any very good bus routes. I’ll be riding my bike most of the time.

Actually in the winter I’ll be riding a trike, for stability in the snow. My parents are lending me one. Someday I hope to have one of my own, preferably with a fairing, and a narrow enough wheel base to fit easily through my door. This one is a bit of a hassle to get in and out, but we’ve figured out a pretty good system for it.

So far I really really like the new job! I’m picking up the work pretty fast, and the time goes by fast because there’s always something to do.

And the people seem really nice. The day before Halloween a lot of people came in wearing costumes, and there was pizza, cookies, ice cold soft drinks, and candy for everyone. It’s a very friendly and happy environment.

I’m hoping to learn about the super-cool prescription filling robot soon.

Thank you!

Thanks very much to whoever anonymously bought me quartz and amethyst from my Amazon wish list! It was a lovely surprise to come home to.

I have the sweetest and most awesome fans and friends. Happy Halloween to you all.

Children’s book

Recently I got inspired and wrote out the text of a children’s book, with descriptions of the illustrations I want to draw.

It’s about dragons and fairies and wizards.
It’s also about definitions.
It’s also about learning to see how amazing things are, even if they’re common and you’ve gotten used to them.

I don’t know if I’m good enough at drawing to do the illustrations justice. I want them to be really gorgeous and magical. I might end up commissioning someone else to do them, except I don’t have money, so I might have to wait until I do, or find someone who’s willing to draw them in exchange for getting a percentage of any revenue from the book.

Anyway, here it is.

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Dreams for the future

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Here is one of my current fantasies, which I’m writing down mostly so I’ll be able to remember every detail of it years from now, if the time ever actually comes when I can put it into action.

Basically, John is hoping that someday he can get a comfortably-paying job that lets him work from home, and in the fields he’s studying, that’s somewhat a possibility. And we may soon be in a position to put a lot of money in savings (if we can sell the condo before another dismal housing market crash happens…) Anyway, we have a dream about what we’ll do if we, somehow, manage to become totally financially stable.

It involves buying a piece of not-very-developed land, not too far outside a city somewhere, and setting it up with wind and solar power, and a fair chunk of space to grow our own food… living somewhat off the grid.

And we would make part of it into some sort of attraction for local people. We got the idea from this awesome hobby-farm/petting-zoo/mini-golf-course near Minneapolis:

http://bigstoneminigolf.com/ (warning: horrendous flash site, with embedded music and everything. But great place to go in person.)

John and I have somewhat different dreams after that point. John wants to have a horse. I’m fine with pretty much anything as long as we can have wind and solar power AND a Monolithic Dome Home. I am praying that Monolithic is still in business by the time we can afford one, because these ultra-energy-efficient, ultra-long-lasting, friggin-tornado-proof miracles are an absolute object of worship for me.

http://www.monolithic.org/

Anyway, the following is what I fantasized about today. I thought of it because of our amazing pet, Sirius the Starling:

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…and how, even though he is a totally ordinary bird by ecological standards, one of the most common, overpopulated pest species on our continent, visitors to our home STILL act as if they are witnessing some amazing zoological wonder whenever they get to see him and hold him.

Granted, he IS pretty awesome. He can sing. And talk.

And play the piano.

So the feeling is somewhat justified.

But anyway, I was thinking about how even a common bird, or other small animal, can be a kind of wondrous and fascinating thing, to people who aren’t used to seeing any animal besides a dog or cat up close.

And I got the idea for the Bird Garden.

I want to have two Monolithic Domes.

One, we will live in.

The other will be a shelter for “pest birds,” the invasive bird species that aren’t protected by law, that most states allow people to kill, capture, and keep as pets, but that wildlife shelters often won’t take.

Common starlings. House sparrows. Rock pigeons. If you find one orphaned or injured, bring it to us. If you must have a nest of them removed from your property, give us the babies instead of destroying them.

We won’t breed them or release them. (We couldn’t, anyway. Most birds raised by humans consider themselves humans, and don’t even want to fly away and live as birds, or mate with their own kind.) They will live out their lives in the Bird Dome, an educational and entertaining attraction.

It will have a tiled floor, several big windows (with shutters in case of bad storms) and plant-friendly electric lighting as well. It will be FULL of potted plants. Everything from flowers and vegetables to trees, as long as they’re bird-safe. And statues and sculptures and fountains. It will be like an enchanted fairyland.

Except the fairies will be birds.

There will be plenty of hiding places for them in case they want to be alone, but if they want company (probably human company, since they’ll be mostly human-raised and human-imprinted) I will spend virtually all my time in there. If I can’t, I will hire people to spend time with them when I can’t be there.

And whoever is there looking after them, will also get to be a tour guide. People from the city who want the experience of being surrounded by tame birds, they can come visit any time, for a tiny entry fee and hand-stamp that lets them stay all day.

They can buy baskets of food to let the birds eat out of their hands. They can peruse my gift shop where I’ll sell all the random crafts I make, as well as any bird-related stuff I can think of. They leave with warm feelings in their hearts, and lots of newly-learned facts about birds that I will have shoved into their heads.

And maybe we’ll have other animals living in the Bird Garden as well… rats? guinea pigs? lizards? Anything that’s fairly easy to care for, fairly friendly, and not very capable of harming a human. I’d have to figure it out. (The Big Stone petting-zoo/mini-golf-course has goats and horses and stuff, and I wonder how they do it without too many instances of customers getting bitten or kicked and suing them. I’m gonna inundate them with emails of praise and advice-seeking, if I can brave their awful website.)

So, that’s my fantasy. I know it will cost money and might never make money, and it would be lots of work, and there would be legal things as well as logistical things I’d have to figure out. But, for the moment, I’m finding it incredibly fun to dream about.

Fall Comicon

Here I was at the Minneapolis Fall Comicon on the State Fairgrounds! It went great– I sold tons of stuff and met so many fun people!

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Get ready for Fall Comicon!

I’ve got a table at Fall Comicon, on the Minnesota State Fairgrounds, this October 10th!

http://www.mcbacomicons.com/

I’ll have books, comics, and jewelry!


Fall ComiCon –
October 10, 2015
10am-6pm

ADMISSION $8
KIDS 9 & UNDER FREE
$1 OFF W/ CANNED GOOD DONATION

MN State Fairgrounds Education Building
1265 Snelling Ave, St Paul, MN 55108

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How to make a “Disarm the Bomb” Pinata

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Space Between the Words Art Show!

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It’s coming up!

The Space Between The Words
a group art exhibit by the Art Salon for Fertile Minds

Gallery Hours and Events at the Vine Arts Center
2637 27th Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55406
Second Floor Gallery

I will be showing a collection of wildly elaborate jewelry I created, based on a scene from a short story in my collection “If the World Ended, Would I Notice?”

All the art will be there from September 3rd through September 26th. See here for exact hours and dates.

I will be there to meet and greet on September 12, 6 pm to 9 pm at the grand opening.

I will also be there on September 17th, 5:30 pm to 8 pm, to demonstrate art techniques, and on September 24th, 5:30pm to 8 pm, to read from my short story collection.

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Hope to see you there!

Reminder about the craft fair!!

Repost of this earlier post:

http://www.erikahammerschmidt.com/2015/07/08/a-new-craft-fair-coming-up/

Come see me on

Saturday, July 25, 2015

from 1 pm to 6 pm

in the Twin Cities

at the Minnehaha Free Space​!

https://www.facebook.com/MinnehahaFreeSpace

http://minnehahafreespace.org/event-calendar/

I will have jewelry and stuff!
Boosting this because it’s this weekend! If you’re in the Twin Cities area, check it out!

(Still room for more crafters too, if you’re an artist in search of a place to show and sell! This craft fair happens every other month, give or take, and costs nothing up front for the artists, just a voluntary donation afterwards of a percentage of your profits.)

https://www.facebook.com/events/100803283597640/

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