Books

Kea's Flight Born on the Wrong Planet Why the Muskie Has No Toes Abby and Norma Machine of Death

 

I am the author of four books: Kea’s Flight, Born on the Wrong Planet, Why the Muskie Has No Toes, and the Abby and Norma collection. All except Born on the Wrong Planet were published through Lulu, an online self-publishing service. My husband John, with his deep understanding of technology, was my co-author for Kea’s Flight. Common themes in my books include language, nature, and the experience of life as an outsider, struggling to fit into a group and to assert uniqueness and individuality at the same time.

 

I have also written a short story that has been accepted for the second volume of the popular anthology Machine of Death. My story is titled FURNACE, and it is a tender tale of sex and archaeology in the distant future.

 



 

Kea’s Flight

 

Kea's Flight

 

John and I have co-authored a science fiction novel, Kea’s Flight, which we have self-published though Lulu and Amazon. It’s about a world where mental disorders can be diagnosed in utero, and unwanted embryos are removed alive and exiled to outer space. It is available as an ebook for the Kindle, an epub for the iPhone and iPad, and a paperback version or PDF download.

 



 

Born on the Wrong Planet

 

Born on the Wrong Planet         Born on the Wrong Planet

 

My first book is titled Born on the Wrong Planet. It was published by Tyborne Hill Publishers while I was in college, and it’s about my childhood with Asperger’s Syndrome and various other diagnoses.

I have now changed publishers. My new publisher is AAPC (Autism Asperger Publishing Company).

The new edition is now available from AAPC’s website. It’s a longer, revised edition with several new chapters.

For more information about the editions of the book, keep reading:

 

 

What editions of Born on the Wrong Planet are there?

My first publisher, Tyborne Hill, printed two editions, one shortly after the other. They are almost identical. Both have the cover shown on the left, above, with the crinkled paper pattern. If you have a copy with the crinkled-paper cover, and it contains a chapter called “Having a Reason,” it is Tyborne Hill’s second edition. If it does not contain that chapter, it is Tyborne Hill’s first edition.

My new publisher, AAPC, has been printing an edition which contains all but one of the chapters that were there before, plus several new chapters about things that have happened since the first publication, like my marriage and my semesters abroad. It has the cover shown on the right at the top of this page, which is based on one of my paintings. It’s being called a second edition, because we have agreed that the two editions printed by Tyborne Hill were too similar to each other to be called different editions.

 

 

Why are some chapters written in third person, referring to yourself as “she” instead of “I”?

I don’t know. That’s the way they came into my head when I got the idea of writing them. I guess it’s an attempt to show my childhood from other people’s perspectives as well as my own. In particular, a few chapters are told from my mother’s perspective, because I actually have no memory of the events in them, and I reconstructed them for the book from conversations I had with my mom.

 

 

Who are “Polly” and “Ricki” in the chapter “Having a Reason”?

In the Tyborne Hill edition, I referred to myself as “Ricki” and my mother as “Polly” in that chapter. Since I was telling the story in third person, it felt strange to use our own names, for some reason.

In the first draft, I told the story without names, simply saying “the mother” and “the child.” But my publisher insisted I use names, and I chose Polly and Ricki because they are sometimes used as nicknames for Mary and Erika (my mother’s name and my name). I realize now that it is very confusing, and in the AAPC edition I have changed the names to Mary and Erika… which I hope will clear things up.

 

 

What’s the deal with the chapter “In a Future Life”?

That chapter is one that I feel doesn’t really fit in the book. In fact, it has been removed in the new edition. Basically, it’s a remnant from what this book was in its very first incarnation.

When I submitted my manuscript to the first publisher, it was not an autobiography at all. It was a 300-page collection of fictional short stories, nonfictional essays, and poems, all of which had very little in common. The publisher saw something in it that he liked, and he accepted it, saying that he wanted me to change “a few things.”

Then, after I had signed the contract, he told me that he actually wanted me to rewrite the book completely, removing nearly all of what was in it, and expanding on the few topics he found worthy. This resulted in a good, sellable book, but the publisher also made several choices that I didn’t quite understand… including the choice to leave one completely fictional story in a book that was otherwise an autobiography.

The story isn’t about me. It’s about a character that is very loosely based on some aspects of my personality. I wrote it for a creative writing class in my freshman year of college, when I had so much spare time on my hands that I sometimes started asking myself random questions like “what if the song I just heard on the radio was written about someone who was me in another life?” It has only a tangential connection to the rest of the book, and understanding the plot requires a lot of analysis.

The scenes in the story alternate between one time period and another. The plot of the story is basically that one character (Melanie) can see the future and knows that she is going to be reincarnated as another character (Desiree). Melanie has several friends; Desiree has almost none. During the scenes in which Melanie is with her friends, she appears to become secretly fed up with their company (especially that of her friend Lena, who has very poor grammar but thinks she has very good grammar.) In the end, Melanie gets another glimpse into the future, realizing that she is going to die from eating a poisoned fortune cookie. She eats it anyway, apparently driven over the edge by Lena’s inaccurate attempts to correct her grammar. She dies, and a poet is at her funeral (getting the inspiration to write something that later becomes the favorite poem of Desiree, who does not know that she is Melanie’s reincarnation). The implication of the story is that Melanie got so sick of her friends that she preferred the life she expected to have as the friendless Desiree.

It is a very different kind of story, I know, and does not belong in the book. It is not in the AAPC edition.

 



 

Abby and Norma

 

Abby and Norma

 

I have a self-published collection of the best 500 strips of my comic Abby and Norma, which you can buy here. Abby is a college student on the autism spectrum, but the comic rarely focuses on autism. Characters include a good friend, a snobby cheerleader, a nagging mother, an uber-geek whose insane parents conceived him in the hope that his antisocial personality would save the world, and a Star Trek fan who speaks only in palindromes.

It is titled Everything Happens for a Reason (but nothing happens for a GOOD reason), which is a reference to this strip. The interior of the book is black-and-white (it would cost way too much to print otherwise) but each strip takes up one page, unlike the older book where longer strips were split onto multiple pages. (For the longest strips, this means the text is very small, but still legible.) The mouseover text and blog posts are included… sometimes shortened, but also sometimes improved.

There are plenty of extras like behind-the-scenes photos and screenshots, copying-and-pasting bloopers, the extra 2 story arcs fom the first book, a foreword by the author, and even some real drawings I did with real pencils, including a full-color cover, and six pages featuring detailed pencil art of the characters Abby, Norma, Hans, Ron and the costumes they wore for Halloween in 2009.

It is available as a PDF download for $4.89, and a print book for $15.00.

 



 

Why the Muskie Has No Toes

 

Why the Muskie Has No Toes

 

Why the Muskie Has No Toes is a weird children’s book that tells the bizarre and gruesome story of a Minnesota muskie betrayed by its own toes. Illustrated with digitally-mosaicized collages of photos from my many strange travels outside the great state of Minnesota.

I made up this story for my younger cousins a long time ago, and they loved it. I probably would have loved it as a kid. Will your kids love it or be totally weirded out by it? You’ll have to decide.

It is available as an epub file for $3.99, a PDF download for $2.99, and a print book for $12.95.