If the World Ended in bulk

Thank you for your interest in ordering the story collection If the World Ended, Would I Notice in bulk!


As of now, there is only one print edition you can order:


339-page, 5.5″ x 8.5″ edition on standard publisher-grade paper, without ISBN

20 copies directly from Lulu: $259.80 plus $32.49 shipping to the USA

20 copies in bulk from me: $220.00 plus free shipping to the USA


I accept checks and electronic payments (Paypal, Amazon Payments, Google Wallet, etc).


If you buy 20 or more copies, I can order them from Lulu for you at a discount, so that you can sell them at whatever price you want. (The book has no price printed on it.)


Here are the discounts I can offer (including shipping within the USA). All prices are in US dollars.


I can sell the book to you in bulk at $11 a copy. This includes shipping and any other fees. For example, if you send me $220, I will send you 20 copies of If the World Ended, Would I Notice, without charging any extra for shipping. To compare, if you bought 20 copies at Lulu’s $12.99, it would cost you $259.80, plus $32.49 for shipping.


Orders can be shipped anywhere in the USA using UPS or Fedex Ground shipping. The order will have a tracking number and will arrive 2 to 5 days after being shipped. (Lulu.com chooses whether to use Fedex or UPS depending on factors outside my control.)


If you would like the books shipped outside the USA, tell me the location and I will let you know if it is still possible to give you a discount.


Before shipping, the books must be printed, which will take different amounts of time depending on the quantity (for example, 20 books will take 3 to 5 days; 500 books will take 5 to 8 days).


If you are interested, email me at humanalien at gmail dot com. Let me know how you would like to pay, and I will let you know where you can send your check or electronic payment.


Thank you!


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